Do you mind if I appropriate this tale to my own lame and disappointing answer to this question? If only to borrow the excellent phrase “crazy bird dino love”. …also, I guess this explains why pelicans like Malcolm in the Middle so much. I guess.

isn’t every answer to that question disappointing and lame. what do i say, a date?why yes i was first ravished on the night of june 20th, a foggy night from the eastern seaboard, when jupiter was aligned with pluto and it was much better times. 

i hope everyone uses the crazy bird dino love thing though. imagine how many people are going to be puzzled at the prospect of all these teenage girls timetraveling in the first place, who all just so happen to really like malcolm in the middle reruns. what a world. i don’t think that many people even watch mim. haha thats a cute acronym. did you catch the new MIM? im really into the MIM fandom! you could call me a MIM freak. if there isn’t a malcolm in the middle fandom you can bet there is one now.